* Reduce the amount of TEA you consume
* Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted Keep your distance
from hand phone CHARGERS Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night
* Do not drink coffee TWICE a day Reduce the amount of OILY food you
consume Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning
* Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm Do not take alcohol more than one
glass/cup/serving a day Do not take pills with COOL water
* Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping Getting LESS
than 8 hours of sleep affects your health People used to napping will
not get old easily
* When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not
answer the phone The radiation is 1000 times Answer the phone by LEFT
ear It'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear Do not use
headphones/earphone for LONG period of time Rest your ear awhile after
1 hour
Tell this to friends whom you CARE about
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Beware of Lying to a Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, " HoneyI have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends .
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
Beware of Lying to a Woman!
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